Because Mark Sanchez sucks and we want the whole world to know, we’ve devised this clever list of ten “people” who can throw better than him. For his career, Sanchez has thrown has only thrown six more touchdowns compared to interceptions. To be exact, Sanchez has 58-interceptions and 64-touchdowns. Those numbers aren’t going help him surpass the legendary “Broadway” Joe Namath in the New York Jets fans eyes. On the bright side, at this rate Sanchez should be excited to possibly be held in the same light as Brett Favre. Don’t get that confused, that’s not intended to be a good thing. Favre holds the NFL record for career interceptions with 336. Keep it up “San-chise” and you’ll surely challenge that one and become a legend in your own right.
This clip has nothing to do with Mark Sanchez’s knack for throwing interceptions, it’s just funny.
And now…. the list
1.) Poop-Throwing Monkeys
2.) Uncle Rico Of Napoleon Dynamite
3.) Scotty”Smalls” From The Sandlot
4.) Mariah Carey
5.) Nebraska QB Taylor Martinez
6.) Mark Mallory- Mayor Of Cincinnati
7.) Tim Tebow… Duh, Of Course!
8.) Carl Lewis
9.) Dirk Nowitzki
10.) Peter Brady