It’s a good thing Ryan Lochte can swim his ass off, otherwise the guy would most likely be thrown to the wolves for this collection of interview clips. It’s a wonder that this guy even has a driver’s license. Lochte’s world could quite possibly come crashing down when he retires from swimming. It’s a big scary world out there Ryan, there’s counting change, reading restaurant menus, taxes, and crossing streets. Lucky for you, surely there are plenty of ladies out there that would be willing to be your personal assistant.